The Skinniest Fat Person
#BWG ON THE HUNT FOR THE BEST CHICK-FIL-A FRY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOX…
I am not to be trusted with a fitness blog.
I like escalators [cause LAZY] and suitcases where all four wheels move cause then you don't have to use any upper body strength.
Do you remember when the fainting goats were all over the Internets and people were like...oh my gosh that's hysterical. And I was over here like...OH MY GOSH I found my people. These goats were like, Ok that's enough todaying for today, just gonna pass out right here...
My people, I tell ya. Or, my goats, I guess.
My bestie calls me the skinniest fat person she knows. Cause there's no reason I shouldn't have my own episode of My 600 Lb Life. I eat anything I want and I don't work out.
Since that's pretty much a recipe for disaster (and diabetes before I turn 40), I decided I need to DO something different if I want to SEE something different.
So, that's where we are, friends.
Overnight I went from the girl scraping the bottom of the Blue Bell ice cream pint after finishing off a row of oreos to setting the 4:30 (AM!!!) alarm to WORK OUT.
Here we go!
6.8.18 Starting weight 169.2 lbs
7.11.18 159.4 lbs
Goal weight: 125 lbs by December 1, 2018!